Goat Simulator Remastered (PS5)

Goat Simulator: Remastered is the latest in goat simulation technology. Your favourite chaotic sandbox is back and more beautiful than ever, with updated graphics, every DLC, and more bugs than you can shake a goat at. WASD to rewrite history. Your goal? Chaos! Your muse? Pilgor the goat!

If you’ve had your horns in the sand for the last 10 years, Goat Simulator is a game about causing as much destruction as you possibly can, as a goat. Headbutt, backflip, and ragdoll your way around each level to earn points, and come up with creative ways to ruin an NPC's day.

Goat Simulator: Remastered is the remaster no one asked for. It comes with everything you loved about the original game and more, with new and improved visuals, updated textures, shiny new lighting, and some brand-new foliage showcasing the finest in advanced goat simulation technology. Mutators have been completely reworked, allowing you to pick and choose whichever "goat" you desire from a handy in-game menu. But you’ll have to catch them all first!

The remaster also includes every DLC from the PC version, and one of our favourites from the mobile version:

• Goat City Bay
• Goat MMO
• Goat Z
• PAYDAY
• Waste of Space
• (Mobile) Buck to School

There are also less exciting new things, like general optimisation and bug fixing - but don’t worry, we mainly fixed the boring ones.

• You can be a goat… again. No, really, that’s still the main selling point.
• A brand spanking new mutator menu that lets you mix and match goats to your heart's content—if your contentment means abominations.
• As buggy as you remember - just because it’s a remaster doesn’t mean we haven’t left in an unhealthy dose of physics-based bugs (because why not?).
• All DLCs included - we could have sold them separately again, but if we’re honest, this is already a cash grab.
• New and improved graphics, lighting, VFX, animations, and revamped foliage - the prettiest leaves you’ll see in a Goat Sim game (excluding Goat Simulator 3).

Disclaimer: Goat Simulator: Remastered is a completely stupid game and has been since we first invented goat simulation over 10 years ago. You should absolutely be spending your money on something else, like a neat hat, or a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with friends and buy a real goat.